There were three men, one Irishman, one 
Englishman and one Welshman, and they went to the

The Irishman took a bottle of wine, the 
Welshman took an umbrella and the Englishman took
a car door. Another stranger said he would give 
them a camel if they told him why they were 
taking the things they were carrying. The 
Irishman said, "In case I get thirsty," the 
Welshman said, "in case it rains," and the 
Englishman said "because if it gets hot I can 
wind down the window." 

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